That Never Happens In Porn

It was a sunny morning, Pianti and I were waking up a second time, after getting the kids off to school. I told her I wanted sex and donuts this morning. I believe her response was something along the lines of, well, you’ll only be getting one. Enjoy the donuts.

I was walking out of the bathroom and decided to have some fun, and pounced on her as she was still in bed. Just as she rolled over, so I landed on her all awkwardly, garnering a whoof and a what the fuck. My smoothness endures.

Pianti was resisting my advances. Rolling this way and that beneath me. I’d pin one arm up and she’d move the other away. Pretty much just wrestling at this point. We are laughing and swearing the entire time. I use a leg and try to uncover her lower half from the blankets, so I can have better access, but succeed in only tangling my leg up in them. 

She finally cedes to my overpowering suaveness, done in by my rampant urbaneness. Fine, go ahead, she says. I have her hands pinned above her, legs spread wide as I tower over her. That’s all well and good, except that at this point…I’m hardly hard. Wrestling, tickling, laughing and what not, does not lend itself to a raging boner. But hey, that could be just me.

Sex did happen of course, but the spastic endeavors in getting there, are things you just never see in porn. Not that I’d trade these moments.

But while we are speaking of things you see in porn, this does remind me of a proud porn moment. A few weeks ago, Pianti and I were in bed, my face buried between her thighs, enjoying the hell out of myself, when she started to wriggle away. I just kept going, moving along with her, and she kept sliding away, until she fell off the bed.

She was balanced on her shoulders and head, but damn if her pussy wasn’t just the right height, so instead of helping her up, I just kept on going down on her.  When Pianti told me to fuck her like this, well yeah, I knew we were boldly going where porn had gone before.

I’m talking circus sex or wild monkey fucking. I was kneeling on the bed, leaning over her, holding myself up on the wall and fucking her, and it worked, and damn it felt good. However, screaming knees said move along buddy so I got on the floor, straddling over her and then sunk my cock back in her, going full porn mode with a piledriver.

Certainly not an everyday position, but glad we got to do it. It definitely takes some doing, but damn it felt good. Kinda feels naughty/good to actually be able to do something you do see in porn.  Zod knows it is never like that the rest of the time.